You Can't Do That On Television
Printed in Canada

Heavy Cotton T-Shirts
100% cotton, classic fit.

Size Chart:

Specifications (inches) S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Body Length Tolerance -/+ 1
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Chest Tolerance -/+ 1

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

M&O – Women’s Gold Soft Touch T-Shirts

Size Chart:

Specifications (inches) S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 25 1/2 26 27 28 28 1/2
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 17 1/4 19 1/4 21 1/4 23 1/4 25 1/4

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

M&O – Women’s Racerback Blend Tank Tops
65/35 polyester/ring-spun cotton, Slim Fit.

Size Chart:

Size XS S M L XL
Body Length 26 27 28 29 30
Chest Width 13 ½ 14 ½ 15 ½ 16 ½ 17 ½

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
50/50 cotton/polyester, Classic Fit. Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord with Pouch Pocket.

Size Chart:

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Length 2728293031323334
Body Length Tolerance +/- 1"
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 2022242628303234
Chest Tolerance +/- 1"
Sleeve Length (From Center Back) 33½34½35½36½37½38½39½40½
Sleeve Tolerance +/- ¾"

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

You Can’t Do That On Television

CDN $25.00

You Can’t Do That On Television

Note art designs are printed on the BACK of all zippered hoodies.
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Step back into the golden age of slime, sarcasm, and sketch comedy with this retro TV tee inspired by everyone’s favourite rule-breaking kids’ show. From locker gags to green goo, this design brings the iconic weirdness of the ’80s back in full force—no secret phrase required.

Whether you’re reliving the magic or discovering it for the first time, this shirt is a tribute to the wildest show you probably weren’t supposed to be watching.

Key Features:

  • Vintage-style television graphic with throwback flair

  • Breathable cotton blend for all-day comfort

  • Perfect for nostalgia nerds, arcade lovers, and retro rebels

Heavy Cotton T-Shirts
100% cotton, classic fit.

Size Chart:

Specifications (inches) S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Body Length Tolerance -/+ 1
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32
Chest Tolerance -/+ 1

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

M&O – Women’s Gold Soft Touch T-Shirts

Size Chart:

Specifications (inches) S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 25 1/2 26 27 28 28 1/2
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 17 1/4 19 1/4 21 1/4 23 1/4 25 1/4

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

M&O – Women’s Racerback Blend Tank Tops
65/35 polyester/ring-spun cotton, Slim Fit.

Size Chart:

Size XS S M L XL
Body Length 26 27 28 29 30
Chest Width 13 ½ 14 ½ 15 ½ 16 ½ 17 ½

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
50/50 cotton/polyester, Classic Fit. Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord with Pouch Pocket.

Size Chart:

Size S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Length 2728293031323334
Body Length Tolerance +/- 1"
Chest Width (Laid Flat) 2022242628303234
Chest Tolerance +/- 1"
Sleeve Length (From Center Back) 33½34½35½36½37½38½39½40½
Sleeve Tolerance +/- ¾"

Measuring:

Body Length / Chest Width

*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements

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