Heavy Cotton T-Shirts
100% cotton, classic fit.
Size Chart:
| Specifications (inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | -/+ 1 | |||||||
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Chest Tolerance | -/+ 1 | |||||||
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
M&O – Women’s Gold Soft Touch T-Shirts
Size Chart:
| Specifications (inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 |
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
M&O – Women’s Racerback Blend Tank Tops
65/35 polyester/ring-spun cotton, Slim Fit.
Size Chart:
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| Chest Width | 13 ½ | 14 ½ | 15 ½ | 16 ½ | 17 ½ |
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
50/50 cotton/polyester, Classic Fit. Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord with Pouch Pocket.
Size Chart:
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Body Length Tolerance | +/- 1" | |||||||
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Chest Tolerance | +/- 1" | |||||||
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 33½ | 34½ | 35½ | 36½ | 37½ | 38½ | 39½ | 40½ |
| Sleeve Tolerance | +/- ¾" | |||||||
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
CDN $25.00
Spaceballs – I Knew It! I’m Surrounded By Assholes! T-Shirt
“I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!”
Suit up like Lord Helmet himself with this Spaceballs-inspired tee that perfectly captures that one moment we all relate to a little too much. Rock this retro-styled shirt and let the world know you’ve got your Schwartz in check — even if you are surrounded by… well, you know.
Key Features:
Bold graphic featuring Lord Helmet and that legendary quote
Vintage sci-fi parody vibes in every stitch
Super comfy cotton, available in sizes S–4XL
For fans of Mel Brooks, mega maids, and ludicrous speed
Printed in Canada — because we know what we’re doing
Wear it with pride. Just don’t forget to comb the desert while you’re at it!
Heavy Cotton T-Shirts
100% cotton, classic fit.
Size Chart:
| Specifications (inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | -/+ 1 | |||||||
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Chest Tolerance | -/+ 1 | |||||||
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
M&O – Women’s Gold Soft Touch T-Shirts
Size Chart:
| Specifications (inches) | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 |
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
M&O – Women’s Racerback Blend Tank Tops
65/35 polyester/ring-spun cotton, Slim Fit.
Size Chart:
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
| Chest Width | 13 ½ | 14 ½ | 15 ½ | 16 ½ | 17 ½ |
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt
50/50 cotton/polyester, Classic Fit. Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord with Pouch Pocket.
Size Chart:
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Body Length Tolerance | +/- 1" | |||||||
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Chest Tolerance | +/- 1" | |||||||
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 33½ | 34½ | 35½ | 36½ | 37½ | 38½ | 39½ | 40½ |
| Sleeve Tolerance | +/- ¾" | |||||||
Measuring:
Body Length / Chest Width
*All sizes are listed in inches. Finished Measurements
